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    Popped to the local petrol station this morning to check the wife's tyre pressures.Glad I saw this sticker on the machine as I had thought about it

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  • #2
    Lol, can't wait for lizard t to respond

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    • #3
      https://insignia-drivers.uk/filedata/fetch?filedataid=7610&sigpic=1

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      • #4
        https://youtu.be/BfnjX88Va4Y

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Sniper68 View Post
          Popped to the local petrol station this morning to check the wife's tyre pressures.Glad I saw this sticker on the machine as I had thought about it

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          • #6
            I DON'T CALL THAT SOUND ADVICE!
            I call that an attack on my civil liberty's .
            You see if you cannot be allowed to stick a high pressure tyre pumper up you own anus hole then there is something completely wrong with this country.!
            That sticker was placed there and of course the pending court case and the fact that i am no longer allowed to stick high pressure tyre pumper-uppers up my blow hole any more at that particular franchise of petroleum garage.
            Due to the fact that I was attending a "NOEL EDMANS " APPRECIATION FONDUE PARTY So what better way
            To celebrate the man who talks to dogs than dress up as MR BLOBBY I had it all the pink spotted outfit with the smile of a donkey on speed the googley eyes!
            the only thing missing was the large wasteband
            so I had this cullerlingus ( Irish airline)
            Of enlarging my tummy by blowing it up
            So off to the nearest petroleum place I went, put £1.00 in the machine and away I went!
            It was going fine till I was up to 53PSI
            my fingers slipped on the cork I was going to place in my hole
            the cork slipped out of my hands and i took off "farting around the garage took out to racks of kindling wood, a basket of beach balls .
            a stand full of adblue did a loop the loop over the carwasomat, and ended up in a heip in front of pump number 4
            then got ran over by a Reliant Robin !
            then was arrested for breach of the peace ,

            DAMM LIBERTY I CAL, IT !






            4566666-566666 psi


            .K.M.P.C.U
            YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAA

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            • #7
              https://insignia-drivers.uk/filedata/fetch?filedataid=7610&sigpic=1

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Sniper68 View Post
                Popped to the local petrol station this morning to check the wife's tyre pressures.Glad I saw this sticker on the machine as I had thought about it

                Sorry....my bad!!!

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                • #9
                  I found a picture of when lizard done this. It was tucked away in a dark dark place

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                  • #10
                    https://insignia-drivers.uk/filedata/fetch?filedataid=7610&sigpic=1

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                    • #11
                      He'll be trying that weekend!
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                      • #12
                        That me , when I reached the giddy heights of 75 PSI .
                        just before I broke wind and flew around the room the a party balloon!


                        .K.M.P.C.U
                        YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAA

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