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  • #61
    Originally posted by Jakxta View Post
    Do I have to explain a joke? Rab the first time nationality was brought up I said I was English/Irish, meaning I'm biologically half and half, but I lived in England so sound English, so would be considered English by others. I don't drink tea because my tongue tells my brain it tastes bad, then I made a joke at you implying you are more English than me for liking tea, all in retaliation to being told I don't know what I am, when I've only ever mentioned nationality twice and both times said English first. And if this other guy was so hated by everyone else and got banned I would rather not be compared to him over you not understanding a joke.
    Is it yer bad week?

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    • #62
      Originally posted by RBH View Post
      Is it yer bad week?
      Time of month maybe

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      • #63
        I like Irish coffee, if anyone's interested
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        • #64
          Originally posted by PeteH View Post
          I like Irish coffee, if anyone's interested
          Sure, I'll have one. Bring it over.

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          • #65
            Originally posted by MattG View Post
            Time of month maybe
            That's what "bad week" means

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            • #66
              Rag week !
              Or play times over ! .
              Any road up,I originally came from Mauritius. I don't know what that makes me , probably a complete dingodooflap.
              Tea , I like mine strong
              Coffee I like mine strong
              I suppose it all stems from when I was an alcoholic, don't know .
              I always remember my granny use to , tie used teabags to a tree in the garden , never knew what all that was about.
              Maybe so she could grow here own tea tree ?
              Anyway going back to the op's original query.
              You git to remember that's it's a computer, there are many factors in how it displays the current MPG / range thingy .
              Driving style ,
              Temperature of engine
              Load on engine
              Gear selection
              And also incline of car ( up,or down hill )
              It's puts all thease things in its brain and then gives out an average.
              My van is the worst the other night I had a range of 159 miles
              Tootling along then it shot up to a range of 210 miles because I was in top gear doing 50 mph
              MPG at one point was 39 MPG
              And at one pony going down hill I achieved 159 MPG .
              I would not get anal about the figures being displayed
              As it's only a computer and it's only an average
              But also the longer you drive it for on each trip then it's got a longer distance to work out an average, around town my wife average is 39 MPG on a long run it goes up to 56 MPG .if I reset everything it goes down to 15 MPG until you drive it a longer distance.
              If you think you are going to get the desired MPG as per manufacturer then you won't.
              On my other cars I can range between
              23 MPG on the 2.8
              25?on the GSI
              35 on the 1.9 tid
              I don't bother keeping a tab on them because in the end it's a computer.


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              YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAA

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              • #67
                I concur with RBH, defo weather related Diesels always run colder, but ECU increases engine RPM when cold, hence lower MPG's

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                • #68
                  Blank off part of your radiator, make enging run hotter, but watch your TEMP Gauge !!!

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                  • #69
                    How can you get 159 MPG, on a two digit display, the max mine shows is 99 MPG ?

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                    • #70
                      That's my vans MPG read out as stated


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