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  • #16
    Man has to settle for pastries if can't get the real thing [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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    • #17
      I've moved this to NSFW in the hope it keeps everybody happy.





      Originally posted by umfaan View Post
      .....tones are certainly getting lower on this forum ...to go by recent postings ...........this a prime example ......?
      I can't quite make out if you're being very dry or if you just don't appreciate this kind of humour. If it's the former try using the odd smiley to help us out....If it's the latter, then if its not for you, just move along. It isn't worth starting a war of words over.





      Originally posted by RBH View Post
      In nearly 6 years you've been a member on here, you've made less than 300 posts.....and all you've ever done is critisise what other people post or leave short rude answers.

      It's obvious with your comments that you've no sense of humour.....
      So i'll make you happy Mr Snowflake and refrain from posting anything else on here so it doesn't upset you anymore.

      As you've made comments like this on a few of my posts in the past.
      No need for that....Enough of us have that naughty school boy still in us so keep the fun coming. Certain humour isn't to eveybody's taste I know but don't be put off by one member when plenty of other members have got on board with the joke.
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      • #18
        Originally posted by RBH View Post
        Well......it's tradition in Scotland that on new years day we have have steak pie etc.


        The wife left me to sort out the puff paste......

        She's going fecking ballistic now.....coz she's gonna be eating my C**k at her dinner and I'm gonna be eating her t*ts and fa*ny at mine


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        I want to know how you managed to ensured one to the left managed to rise to be bigger than the others

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        • #19
          Originally posted by ilunn View Post
          I want to know how you managed to ensured one to the left managed to rise to be bigger than the others
          plenty of practice bud

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          • #20
            More spotted dick anyone?
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            • #21
              I'm all for rolling my c**k in pastry sticking it in the oven on 200 for 30 minutes .and letting my wife eat it . she's not too keen on the white sauce thou .
              I could go on master shout with that as my special dish of the day.

              J.K.M.P.C.U

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              • #22
                Spotted this new vauxhall model whilst on holiday in Cornwall last summer,


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                If you dont see it straight away, look at the model...

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