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  • Was bound to happen!!!!!!

    no wonder
    The Stig
    lizzard-t was keen to sign up

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      Well as I said to my " new friend " quaadbikeyz the 18 year old female from Ukrain " most men thing with there " Dick "
      she nodded politely as I tied her to the bed , I told her it was just a precaution so that she did not fall out of her bed !noting wrong with a bit of health and safety, and also I cannot be chasing her with knees like mine as we play hunt the sausages.
      but I think the sun always do this kind of thing , with a face like hers there's going to be every rampant man tracing down a female refugee on that interweb site .but some will end up with " helgar the shot putting 20 stone mud wrestling champion "
      but this guy , " and I quote "
      1) The security guard had initially signed up for the Government’s rehoming scheme last month but became inpatient !
      noooooo it should read " He became as rampant as a hampster on viagra "
      2) so reached out to the 22-year-old on social media to help. Lizzard-t from Bradford, West Yorks, became Sofiia’s sponsor
      noooooooo he showed her his Hampton on web cam and said " do you fancy some British sausage?
      3) put a roof over the head
      noooooooo put a gimp mask over her head !
      4)She said she didn’t feel she could stay under our roof any more and something inside me clicked. We’re sorry for the pain we’ve caused but I’ve discovered a connection with Sofiia like I’ve never had before.”
      his wife don't like flicking other woman's bean ,she never done it with a woman , his connection with her was his " Hampton "

      i rest my case , I should be Amber Heards lawyer so I can sniff depps female lawyers seat !