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Mine isnt even getting close to the right places when I ask -
Are you asking correctlyOriginally posted by RunPT View Post
Usual Elite specification;Dancing lights, up/down windows, sliding seats, on board atlas, slippery seats, musical bumpers, storm detectors, tubeless radio, female knight rider communication system, all seeing windscreen, cherry air freshener, auto moaning passengers, learner driver, shiny door pins, rear boom box, Heko smoked window hats, rear window sunglasses, 10 million candle flame reversing lights, matching number plate lights, shiny pedals, front and rear all seeing eyes, fully integrated interrogation system, empty bank account .
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Or nicely....in a firm but gentle voice...Originally posted by MattG View PostAre you asking correctlyComment
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I've tried accents........as the car was last owned by a Scot.....didn't workOriginally posted by tens6 View Post
I think it hates meComment
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I was swearing......I thought that might help the matter, it didn't.Originally posted by RBH View Post
I think she just hates meComment
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But were you swearing in Scottish?2018 1.5T SRi Nav
Bi-colour 18" alloys, de-chromed grille and foglights, full heated leather, reversing cam with park assist, heated front screen and steering wheel, blind spot monitoring, self parking (used once, it's crap!), Nextbase 522GW front & rear dashcamsComment
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That may have been where I've gone wrong.Originally posted by PeteH View Post
I asked for Goodison Park......it asked if I wanted Arnold Clarke [emoji1787]Comment
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There's no E in Clark...... unlike most places in Scotland...and you can get an "E" without any problemsOriginally posted by RunPT View Post
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And up here he's known as Arnold SharkComment
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Try asking it for a blow job , and see what it comes back with .
Mine would say it's got a headache.
It's funny how we all shout at inanimate objects, programmed by adults, its a bit like trying to have a conversation with a teenager when there on there phone ( the lights are on but no one is home )
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YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAComment
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damp microfibre cloth, works perfectly.Comment
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We talking screen or asking for a blow job [emoji1787]Originally posted by Chewy1971 View PostUsual Elite specification;Dancing lights, up/down windows, sliding seats, on board atlas, slippery seats, musical bumpers, storm detectors, tubeless radio, female knight rider communication system, all seeing windscreen, cherry air freshener, auto moaning passengers, learner driver, shiny door pins, rear boom box, Heko smoked window hats, rear window sunglasses, 10 million candle flame reversing lights, matching number plate lights, shiny pedals, front and rear all seeing eyes, fully integrated interrogation system, empty bank account .
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