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  • #46
    Would be worth paying Russ to park his car on your drive and see what your knob of a neighbor say then .


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    • #47
      put a mask on do him in

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      • #48
        Stick a big tattie up the feckers exhaust

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        • #49
          You can see why people buy the German stuff when they do stuff like this.

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          • #50
            That's it then...................GET THE MAFIOSO ON TO HIM
            Insignia Elite Nav 2ltr SIDI Turbo 250PS, Pearlescent Emerald Green, VX-Line Interior, VX-Line Exterior Styling Kit, Premium Brandy Nappa Sports Leather, 20" Elite Multi Spoke Alloy Wheels, 8" Digital Drivers Display, Bose Premium Audio System, Front Camera Pack, Rear View Camera, Adaptive Cruise Control, Advanced Park Assist, Rear Privacy Glass, Keyless Entry & Start, Tyre Pressure Monitoring System, Factory Fitted Towbar

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            • #51
              Originally posted by 0011728 View Post
              That's it then...................GET THE MAFIOSO ON TO HIM
              We should have the next meeting down his street instead of Rother Valley. See what he does when 30 insignias turn up and surround his Honda.
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              • #52
                Originally posted by RBH View Post
                Stick a big tattie up the feckers exhaust
                All rights go to BBC Worldwide. No money is being made from this & no copyright infringement is intended.


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                • #53
                  einstein by Paul Brennan, on Flickr
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                  • #54
                    Call 07123 097535

                    And ask for Mr Pickering.....tell Ronnie that Rab gave you his number.

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by RBH View Post
                      Call 07123 097535

                      And ask for Mr Pickering.....tell Ronnie that Rab gave you his number.
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                        • #57
                          What you need is the A-team
                          I'm sure MR-T can knock up some kind of armour plated insignia with flame throwers on , out of a bit of 4x2" some 3" screws and a length of down pipe
                          He always did it on the program.


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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by insignia tourer elite nav
                            ..wish I could do that m8 good idea they better stop damaging my car its on my drive ...im staying up all night on security ..no one will touch my insignia tonight im going to spray them with my hose pipe ,,,,aaaarr there scum bags my neighbours pal ....aaaarrrrr
                            have you got one of those attachments,so it gives a good spray at the touch of a trigger?
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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by Logosgil View Post
                              have you got one of those attachments,so it gives a good spray at the touch of a trigger?
                              I have but my wife don't like the way it sprays everywhere when she has her lips round it .


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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by lizzard-t View Post
                                I have but my wife don't like the way it sprays everywhere when she has her lips round it .
                                youl need a bigger attachment like mine.then there’s less chance of excessive spillage.
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