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  • #46
    Originally posted by lizzard-t View Post
    Me on steroids ?
    It's when I hit the blue pills we all have to worry!
    I am who I am (whoever that is )
    I'm sorry if I come across a bit boysenberries
    But hopefully I make a useful condiment
    And I'm not just a pain in everybody's back side !
    I know I may come across a bit airy fairy, and I think it did not go down with Ross the Mod Man form the 60's
    But I help where I can and try not to hinder where I don't, but believe me , I don't drink , I don't take drugs .
    I'm happy go lucy, with this itch in my head .
    I know Marko's comment was just a laugh and that's the way I take it
    If I go too far then just poop a PM my way , and I'll send you a picture!
    10-4 rubber ducky
    Your breath of fresh air mate.......i personally look forward to your contributions

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    • #47
      Originally posted by lizzard-t View Post
      Me on steroids ?
      It's when I hit the blue pills we all have to worry!
      I am who I am (whoever that is )
      I'm sorry if I come across a bit boysenberries
      But hopefully I make a useful condiment
      And I'm not just a pain in everybody's back side !
      I know I may come across a bit airy fairy, and I think it did not go down with Ross the Mod Man form the 60's
      But I help where I can and try not to hinder where I don't, but believe me , I don't drink , I don't take drugs .
      I'm happy go lucy, with this itch in my head .
      I know Marko's comment was just a laugh and that's the way I take it
      If I go too far then just poop a PM my way , and I'll send you a picture!
      10-4 rubber ducky
      When ever I come across one of your posts they certainly entertain me and at times like these we all need that.
      Keep it up mate your 1 in a million imo

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      • #48
        Originally posted by lizzard-t View Post
        Me on steroids ?
        It's when I hit the blue pills we all have to worry!
        I am who I am (whoever that is )
        I'm sorry if I come across a bit boysenberries
        But hopefully I make a useful condiment
        And I'm not just a pain in everybody's back side !
        I know I may come across a bit airy fairy, and I think it did not go down with Ross the Mod Man form the 60's
        But I help where I can and try not to hinder where I don't, but believe me , I don't drink , I don't take drugs .
        I'm happy go lucy, with this itch in my head .
        I know Marko's comment was just a laugh and that's the way I take it
        If I go too far then just poop a PM my way , and I'll send you a picture!
        10-4 rubber ducky
        Always end up laughing reading your posts.
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        • #49
          Originally posted by lizzard-t View Post
          Me on steroids ?
          It's when I hit the blue pills we all have to worry!
          I am who I am (whoever that is )
          I'm sorry if I come across a bit boysenberries
          But hopefully I make a useful condiment
          And I'm not just a pain in everybody's back side !
          I know I may come across a bit airy fairy, and I think it did not go down with Ross the Mod Man form the 60's
          But I help where I can and try not to hinder where I don't, but believe me , I don't drink , I don't take drugs .
          I'm happy go lucy, with this itch in my head .
          I know Marko's comment was just a laugh and that's the way I take it
          If I go too far then just poop a PM my way , and I'll send you a picture!
          10-4 rubber ducky
          Ah sorry, just joking with you, mate. Not my intension to upset or make you feel uncomfortable. Your input is greatly appreciated on the forum and it's definitely a better place with characters like you on board. Long may it continue!
          2017 Vauxhall Insignia Grand Sport Sri Nav 1.5 (165ps) Turbo petrol in Lava Red - Keyless entry and start - 18” five spoke alloy wheels - Front fog lights - Tinted rear windows - Aluminium sports pedals - Ambient interior led lighting - Front and rear parking assist - Active emergency braking - Forward collision assist - Front pedestrian alert - Traffic sign recognition - Lane keep assist - Cruise control - Speed warning and limiter - Voice recognition - Bluetooth - Duel zone climate control - Front and rear electric windows - High beam assist - Auto lights - Auto wipers - Wifi hotspot - 8” colour touchscreen Navi 900 with Android Auto, Apple Car Play and DAB

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          • #50
            Originally posted by marko301 View Post
            Ah sorry, just joking with you, mate. Not my intension to upset or make you feel uncomfortable. Your input is greatly appreciated on the forum and it's definitely a better place with characters like you on board. Long may it continue!
            lizzard-t

            You have received an apology from the Deputy God.....you are honoured.

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            • #51
              Originally posted by marko301 View Post
              Ah sorry, just joking with you, mate. Not my intension to upset or make you feel uncomfortable. Your input is greatly appreciated on the forum and it's definitely a better place with characters like you on board. Long may it continue!
              I know Marko
              I never take offence I take the gate post instead!
              Love you x


              .K.M.P.C.U
              YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAA

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              • #52
                Originally posted by lizzard-t View Post
                I know Marko
                I never take offence I take the gate post instead!
                Love you x
                marko301

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by RBH View Post
                  marko301

                  Premier Inn would be the cheapest for you 2
                  We'll have to wait while lockdown ends.
                  2017 Vauxhall Insignia Grand Sport Sri Nav 1.5 (165ps) Turbo petrol in Lava Red - Keyless entry and start - 18” five spoke alloy wheels - Front fog lights - Tinted rear windows - Aluminium sports pedals - Ambient interior led lighting - Front and rear parking assist - Active emergency braking - Forward collision assist - Front pedestrian alert - Traffic sign recognition - Lane keep assist - Cruise control - Speed warning and limiter - Voice recognition - Bluetooth - Duel zone climate control - Front and rear electric windows - High beam assist - Auto lights - Auto wipers - Wifi hotspot - 8” colour touchscreen Navi 900 with Android Auto, Apple Car Play and DAB

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                  • #54
                    ive been a member since I bought the insignia in feb 2019.

                    I'm a member on another car forum specific to the model (Nissan Elgrand) of the car rather than the manufacturer and was looking for a forum just for the insignia rather than the vauxhall group.

                    Up until my last 2 cars I've never bothered with forums but I enjoy the banter, jokes, the cars and the occasional feeling i'm missing out not having black wheels.

                    The forum is useful for ideas, little hacks and general improvements that can be made. I like the fact that whilst the preface and new insignia are not as mod-able as some cars theres still a general repsect among members that no matter what version you've bought the fact that you've singed up to a forum shows you're happy with your purchase.

                    No issues so far with the car and, hopefully not, if something does go wrong this lovely forum will have the answers, if not, within 24 i'll have a range of answers from you helpful bunch.

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                    • #55
                      I'd better be careful then, I've an ITEN
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                      Dave

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Dave71 View Post
                        I'd better be careful then, I've an ITEN
                        you got your own teeth Dave????

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by RBH View Post
                          you got your own teeth Dave????
                          I still have a few left. You saying that took be back to my first violent tooth removal, many many years ago. Played rugby and the PE teacher from the local school, played and coached the backs, we were all ears, he had played in a far better class of rugby. Boy! was he quick, especially over the 20 yards or so. I was quicker over the ground, after that first burst, so he worked out a set peace move, that I would take a particular line moving a couple paces before he set off, with the hope we would be travelling, at speed, in the same area of the pitch, when he passed to me, and I would go through and score.
                          Maybe it was me moving a little early but, thire full back read the move. Now Mac saw this, and dummed both me and the full back beautifully. and just sidestepped away. Now with a full blooded tackle nine times out of ten you get up and trot away. It was a WTF moment for both me and the Full Back and we collided and it hurt, I lost three teeth snapped off at the gum. Mac as I said is a teacher and uses a cultured Scottish accent when teaching/coaching, When he crossed the touch line to play he reverted to is home town accent, Glasgow , He came over and said a few words, didn't understand one of them. He scored by the way.

                          Someone kindly picked my teeth up, only two, don't know what happen to the third, maybe I swallowed it.
                          Sport Touror Elite 163



                          Dave

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by Dave71 View Post
                            I still have a few left. You saying that took be back to my first violent tooth removal, many many years ago. Played rugby and the PE teacher from the local school, played and coached the backs, we were all ears, he had played in a far better class of rugby. Boy! was he quick, especially over the 20 yards or so. I was quicker over the ground, after that first burst, so he worked out a set peace move, that I would take a particular line moving a couple paces before he set off, with the hope we would be travelling, at speed, in the same area of the pitch, when he passed to me, and I would go through and score.
                            Maybe it was me moving a little early but, thire full back read the move. Now Mac saw this, and dummed both me and the full back beautifully. and just sidestepped away. Now with a full blooded tackle nine times out of ten you get up and trot away. It was a WTF moment for both me and the Full Back and we collided and it hurt, I lost three teeth snapped off at the gum. Mac as I said is a teacher and uses a cultured Scottish accent when teaching/coaching, When he crossed the touch line to play he reverted to is home town accent, Glasgow , He came over and said a few words, didn't understand one of them. He scored by the way.

                            Someone kindly picked my teeth up, only two, don't know what happen to the third, maybe I swallowed it.
                            Hahahaha hahaha
                            Brilliant.
                            It's amazing when someone says a key word and everything just comes back to you

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by exclusiv. View Post
                              you forgot the arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhs,and the grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrssssssssssssss
                              And mrs jane!!!

                              No camera and no phone to take pics of the name sake!!!!!
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                              • #60
                                I thought i'd never see all the emojies again in a post,need a lie down and a few tablets now
                                Insignia Elite 16T,Royal Blue non Nav. + added,
                                Heko Wind Deflectors,Alloy Pedal Covers.Led full Interior,Polished Alloy Door Pins,Osram Diadem Opel Rear indicator Bulbs,Led Reverse Light Upgrade,Gear Surround Red Leds,Led reg plate lights,Nighteye Fog lamp Bulbs,Osram Night Breaker Laser Cornering Bulbs,Rear Sunblinds,Nextbase 522GW front/rear window cam,upgraded front speakers,SS Exhaust,6000k Xenon Bulbs,Thinkdiag Diagnostic Tool

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