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Bloody hell, should av told me you was a ladyboyOriginally posted by marko301 View PostThe sickest one wins this time.
Next one,
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MATTG - 2016 - 2.0 ELITE 170Comment
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I have a strange lump in my throat !Comment
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Cunnilingice SkatingOriginally posted by marko301 View Post
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I coughed and it just slipped out! I’m sorryComment
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Eeeerrrggggghhhhhh
Ffs Margaret, how many times have I told you, you need to make sure the bit between your balls and arsehole is shaved properly.
I'm fed up getting my tongue jaggedLast edited by RBH; 05-08-2018, 03:10 PM.Comment
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Look here Bridget, i don't care if your known as the ice lady, i will do anything to thaw you out and stop you changing your name to Fridged!!!Usual Elite specification;Dancing lights, up/down windows, sliding seats, on board atlas, slippery seats, musical bumpers, storm detectors, tubeless radio, female knight rider communication system, all seeing windscreen, cherry air freshener, auto moaning passengers, learner driver, shiny door pins, rear boom box, Heko smoked window hats, rear window sunglasses, 10 million candle flame reversing lights, matching number plate lights, shiny pedals, front and rear all seeing eyes, fully integrated interrogation system, empty bank account .
MATTG - 2016 - 2.0 ELITE 170Comment
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No more loneliness at the skate rink. Try the new "blow-up" true to life ice skating partner, just "Blow and Go"!!!Insignia Elite Nav 2ltr SIDI Turbo 250PS, Pearlescent Emerald Green, VX-Line Interior, VX-Line Exterior Styling Kit, Premium Brandy Nappa Sports Leather, 20" Elite Multi Spoke Alloy Wheels, 8" Digital Drivers Display, Bose Premium Audio System, Front Camera Pack, Rear View Camera, Adaptive Cruise Control, Advanced Park Assist, Rear Privacy Glass, Keyless Entry & Start, Tyre Pressure Monitoring System, Factory Fitted TowbarComment
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Wrong sort of Skate fishComment
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Two on the bounce for Matt but made me chuckle the mostOriginally posted by MattG View PostBloody hell, should av told me you was a ladyboy
New one,
2017 Vauxhall Insignia Grand Sport Sri Nav 1.5 (165ps) Turbo petrol in Lava Red - Keyless entry and start - 18” five spoke alloy wheels - Front fog lights - Tinted rear windows - Aluminium sports pedals - Ambient interior led lighting - Front and rear parking assist - Active emergency braking - Forward collision assist - Front pedestrian alert - Traffic sign recognition - Lane keep assist - Cruise control - Speed warning and limiter - Voice recognition - Bluetooth - Duel zone climate control - Front and rear electric windows - High beam assist - Auto lights - Auto wipers - Wifi hotspot - 8” colour touchscreen Navi 900 with Android Auto, Apple Car Play and DABComment
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Dumbo wants to be the first drug sniffing elephant when she grows upComment
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just wait til Nelly finds out ive gotta bigger trunk than herComment
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Are you sure this is how you play a harmonica?Insignia Elite Nav 2ltr SIDI Turbo 250PS, Pearlescent Emerald Green, VX-Line Interior, VX-Line Exterior Styling Kit, Premium Brandy Nappa Sports Leather, 20" Elite Multi Spoke Alloy Wheels, 8" Digital Drivers Display, Bose Premium Audio System, Front Camera Pack, Rear View Camera, Adaptive Cruise Control, Advanced Park Assist, Rear Privacy Glass, Keyless Entry & Start, Tyre Pressure Monitoring System, Factory Fitted TowbarComment
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Watch as the native elephant elegantly eats from its trothComment
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"Camel Toe...……..meet Elephant Trunk"Comment
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