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  • #46
    Originally posted by Mat View Post
    You’ve heard of elf on a shelf? This is pug on a rug
    Some great ones but I think Mat deserves the win!




    Here is the next one.

    2017 Vauxhall Insignia Grand Sport Sri Nav 1.5 (165ps) Turbo petrol in Lava Red - Keyless entry and start - 18” five spoke alloy wheels - Front fog lights - Tinted rear windows - Aluminium sports pedals - Ambient interior led lighting - Front and rear parking assist - Active emergency braking - Forward collision assist - Front pedestrian alert - Traffic sign recognition - Lane keep assist - Cruise control - Speed warning and limiter - Voice recognition - Bluetooth - Duel zone climate control - Front and rear electric windows - High beam assist - Auto lights - Auto wipers - Wifi hotspot - 8” colour touchscreen Navi 900 with Android Auto, Apple Car Play and DAB

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    • #47
      Give me my phone back you *******!

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      • #48
        You might have said it wasn’t you but something smells a bit fishy to me

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        • #49
          Im'e called Simon not Salmon !

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          • #50
            Neal wins this one!

            Originally posted by Neal_1974 View Post
            Give me my phone back you *******!




            Here's the new one!

            2017 Vauxhall Insignia Grand Sport Sri Nav 1.5 (165ps) Turbo petrol in Lava Red - Keyless entry and start - 18” five spoke alloy wheels - Front fog lights - Tinted rear windows - Aluminium sports pedals - Ambient interior led lighting - Front and rear parking assist - Active emergency braking - Forward collision assist - Front pedestrian alert - Traffic sign recognition - Lane keep assist - Cruise control - Speed warning and limiter - Voice recognition - Bluetooth - Duel zone climate control - Front and rear electric windows - High beam assist - Auto lights - Auto wipers - Wifi hotspot - 8” colour touchscreen Navi 900 with Android Auto, Apple Car Play and DAB

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            • #51
              Originally posted by marko301 View Post
              Neal wins this one!







              Here's the new one!

              Geoff Capes tries out Tesco’s newest mega range of burgers

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              • #52
                Haha very funny what fucker let him suck on the helium !!

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                • #53
                  Get off my land

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                  • #54
                    That's how high I need you to effing jump
                    Insignia Elite Nav 2ltr SIDI Turbo 250PS, Pearlescent Emerald Green, VX-Line Interior, VX-Line Exterior Styling Kit, Premium Brandy Nappa Sports Leather, 20" Elite Multi Spoke Alloy Wheels, 8" Digital Drivers Display, Bose Premium Audio System, Front Camera Pack, Rear View Camera, Adaptive Cruise Control, Advanced Park Assist, Rear Privacy Glass, Keyless Entry & Start, Tyre Pressure Monitoring System, Factory Fitted Towbar

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                    • #55
                      Triple bump ..

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                      • #56
                        Billy was very happy to show off his latest scale model build
                        Chris

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by conno57 View Post
                          Haha very funny what fucker let him suck on the helium !!
                          Some really good ones but this one made me laugh most so the win goes to Conno!

                          We're in not safe for work so let's get a bit saucy....

                          2017 Vauxhall Insignia Grand Sport Sri Nav 1.5 (165ps) Turbo petrol in Lava Red - Keyless entry and start - 18” five spoke alloy wheels - Front fog lights - Tinted rear windows - Aluminium sports pedals - Ambient interior led lighting - Front and rear parking assist - Active emergency braking - Forward collision assist - Front pedestrian alert - Traffic sign recognition - Lane keep assist - Cruise control - Speed warning and limiter - Voice recognition - Bluetooth - Duel zone climate control - Front and rear electric windows - High beam assist - Auto lights - Auto wipers - Wifi hotspot - 8” colour touchscreen Navi 900 with Android Auto, Apple Car Play and DAB

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by marko301 View Post
                            Some really good ones but this one made me laugh most so the win goes to Conno!

                            We're in not safe for work so let's get a bit saucy....

                            When Clive asked if he could go in his girlfriends back box her Range Rover wasn’t quite what he had in mind

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                            • #59
                              Caption Comp (the next chapter)

                              Originally posted by marko301 View Post
                              Some really good ones but this one made me laugh most so the win goes to Conno! [emoji4]

                              We're in not safe for work so let's get a bit saucy....

                              DPF does stand for Dick Penetration Feature right?

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                              • #60
                                ******* DPF's! This will clear it!
                                Insignia Elite Nav 2ltr SIDI Turbo 250PS, Pearlescent Emerald Green, VX-Line Interior, VX-Line Exterior Styling Kit, Premium Brandy Nappa Sports Leather, 20" Elite Multi Spoke Alloy Wheels, 8" Digital Drivers Display, Bose Premium Audio System, Front Camera Pack, Rear View Camera, Adaptive Cruise Control, Advanced Park Assist, Rear Privacy Glass, Keyless Entry & Start, Tyre Pressure Monitoring System, Factory Fitted Towbar

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