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    DIY Colonic Flush, only cost a few peanuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    You were only supposed to blow the bloody back doors off!!!!!
    MATTG - 2016 - 2.0 ELITE 170
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    India's answer to the bidet !

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    Are you sure this is how you play a harmonica?
    Some good ones again but this just edged it.


    So now for the next one,

    2017 Vauxhall Insignia Grand Sport Sri Nav 1.5 (165ps) Turbo petrol in Lava Red - Keyless entry and start - 18” bi colour alloy wheels - Front fog lights - Tinted rear windows - Aluminium sports pedals - Ambient interior led lighting - Front sports seats with driver’s AGR - Front and rear parking assist - Active emergency braking - Forward collision assist - Front pedestrian alert - Traffic sign recognition - Lane keep assist - Cruise control - Speed warning and limiter - Voice recognition - Bluetooth - Duel zone climate control - Front and rear electric windows - High beam assist - Auto lights - Auto wipers - OnStar connection - Wifi hotspot - 8” colour touchscreen Navi 900 incorporating Androidauto/Apple CarPlay and DAB

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    Your lucky i only need to piss.

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    I said piss in the lagoon, not on the platoon!
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    Your rapid fire is nothing like mine!
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    Don't you ever call my daddy a raghead.......you pisshead
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    Piss on my chips will ya!!!
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    I thee bless you with this holy water......................
    MATTG - 2016 - 2.0 ELITE 170
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