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  • #31
    Cut grass, trimmed hedge, washed and polished car, general tidy around garden. Got annoyed with car and tree, damn sap dripping as I waxed, a bloody mess. Still warmish, just going for a walk with better half.


    MATTG - 2016 - 2.0 ELITE 170
    Usual Elite specification;Dancing lights, up/down windows, sliding seats, on board atlas, slippery seats, musical bumpers, storm detectors, tubeless radio, female knight rider communication system, all seeing windscreen, cherry air freshener, auto moaning passengers, learner driver, shiny door pins, rear boom box, Heko smoked window hats, rear window sunglasses, 10 million candle flame reversing lights, matching number plate lights, shiny pedals, front and rear all seeing eyes, fully integrated interrogation system, empty bank account .

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Logosgil View Post
      Erm no,that would have upset a lot of Middle Aged ladies..
      Like MattG

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      • #33
        Originally posted by MattG View Post
        Cut grass, trimmed hedge, washed and polished car, general tidy around garden. Got annoyed with car and tree, damn sap dripping as I waxed, a bloody mess. Still warmish, just going for a wank with better half.
        Somewhere quiet I hope

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        • #34
          Originally posted by RBH View Post
          Like MattG
          Pmsl.
          ​2015 Sri vx line nav BiTurbo . Sri heated leather.5500k AFL . Vx line 20s,8inch LCD dash .FLEXride.Reverse cam.Irmscher grill.235hp and 480 torqs.30mm lowering springs.20mm H&R spacers all round. Mtec drilled discs on rear,VXR 355mm drilled on front,with Brembo 4 pot calipers. Auto wipers .VX puddle lights.Carbon effect black roof wrap.Irmscher roof spoiler.Irmscher side skirts.

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          • #35
            Originally posted by MattG View Post
            Cut grass, trimmed hedge, washed and polished car, general tidy around garden. Got annoyed with car and tree, damn sap dripping as I waxed, a bloody mess. Still warmish, just going for a walk with better half.
            One word..... chainsaw
            ​2015 Sri vx line nav BiTurbo . Sri heated leather.5500k AFL . Vx line 20s,8inch LCD dash .FLEXride.Reverse cam.Irmscher grill.235hp and 480 torqs.30mm lowering springs.20mm H&R spacers all round. Mtec drilled discs on rear,VXR 355mm drilled on front,with Brembo 4 pot calipers. Auto wipers .VX puddle lights.Carbon effect black roof wrap.Irmscher roof spoiler.Irmscher side skirts.

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            • #36
              A quiet wank...

              with your better half,each to their own I surpose
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              • #37
                Originally posted by exclusiv. View Post
                One word..... chainsaw
                And that's just to remove the sap from the car

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Logosgil View Post
                  A quiet wank...

                  with your better half,each to their own I surpose
                  You noticed

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Logosgil View Post
                    A quiet wank...

                    with your better half,each to their own I surpose
                    Fpmsl.....
                    ​2015 Sri vx line nav BiTurbo . Sri heated leather.5500k AFL . Vx line 20s,8inch LCD dash .FLEXride.Reverse cam.Irmscher grill.235hp and 480 torqs.30mm lowering springs.20mm H&R spacers all round. Mtec drilled discs on rear,VXR 355mm drilled on front,with Brembo 4 pot calipers. Auto wipers .VX puddle lights.Carbon effect black roof wrap.Irmscher roof spoiler.Irmscher side skirts.

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by RBH View Post
                      Somewhere quiet I hope
                      Insignia Elite 16T,Royal Blue non Nav. + added,
                      Heko Wind Deflectors,Alloy Pedal Covers.Led full Interior,Polished Alloy Door Pins,Osram Diadem Opel Rear indicator Bulbs,Led Reverse Light Upgrade,Gear Surround Red Leds,Led reg plate lights,Nighteye Fog lamp Bulbs,Osram Night Breaker Laser Cornering Bulbs,Rear Sunblinds,Nextbase 522GW front/rear window cam,upgraded front speakers,SS Exhaust,6000k Xenon Bulbs,Thinkdiag Diagnostic Tool

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                      • #41
                        What....him wanking ,,,not my thing mate
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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Logosgil View Post
                          What....him wanking ,,,not my thing mate
                          Noooooo....that I altered his quote

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by RBH View Post
                            Noooooo....that I altered his quote
                            Least we still young enough [emoji23]


                            MATTG - 2016 - 2.0 ELITE 170
                            Usual Elite specification;Dancing lights, up/down windows, sliding seats, on board atlas, slippery seats, musical bumpers, storm detectors, tubeless radio, female knight rider communication system, all seeing windscreen, cherry air freshener, auto moaning passengers, learner driver, shiny door pins, rear boom box, Heko smoked window hats, rear window sunglasses, 10 million candle flame reversing lights, matching number plate lights, shiny pedals, front and rear all seeing eyes, fully integrated interrogation system, empty bank account .

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by MattG View Post
                              Least we still young enough [emoji23]

                              To wank or change quotes?
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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by MattG View Post
                                Least we still young enough [emoji23]
                                You and your imaginary friend

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