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  • #16
    I blind mine with gobbie gook ( it's the universalsproggleboc)
    And then the safety aspect if I don't change the universalsproggleboc.
    Then "Bingo" she rolls over and it's done .
    One of my cars Iv spent over £3500 using the above trusted method


    .K.M.P.C.U
    YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAA

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    • #17
      Our lass doesn't take much notice....Last 3 cars have all been red. Starting with an Astra J then the insignia Facelift and now the Insignia GS. When I went from the Astra to the Facelift she noticed she had more room so I told her I'd moved her seat back.

      Seriously....She doesn't care. I'm another one who doesn't drink or smoke (I can eat for England though) so she's happy if I'm happy........Didn't tell her I'd bought a private plate until the paperwork came and I was ready to put new plates on though.
      Last edited by marko301; 04-10-2019, 12:10 PM.
      2017 Vauxhall Insignia Grand Sport Sri Nav 1.5 (165ps) Turbo petrol in Lava Red - Keyless entry and start - 18” five spoke alloy wheels - Front fog lights - Tinted rear windows - Aluminium sports pedals - Ambient interior led lighting - Front and rear parking assist - Active emergency braking - Forward collision assist - Front pedestrian alert - Traffic sign recognition - Lane keep assist - Cruise control - Speed warning and limiter - Voice recognition - Bluetooth - Duel zone climate control - Front and rear electric windows - High beam assist - Auto lights - Auto wipers - Wifi hotspot - 8” colour touchscreen Navi 900 with Android Auto, Apple Car Play and DAB

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      • #18
        Our lass doesn't take much notice....

        Bet she would if you had a newer model in the back seat [emoji106][emoji108][emoji3526]


        MATTG - 2016 - 2.0 ELITE 170
        Usual Elite specification;Dancing lights, up/down windows, sliding seats, on board atlas, slippery seats, musical bumpers, storm detectors, tubeless radio, female knight rider communication system, all seeing windscreen, cherry air freshener, auto moaning passengers, learner driver, shiny door pins, rear boom box, Heko smoked window hats, rear window sunglasses, 10 million candle flame reversing lights, matching number plate lights, shiny pedals, front and rear all seeing eyes, fully integrated interrogation system, empty bank account .

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        • #19
          Originally posted by MattG View Post
          Our lass doesn't take much notice....

          Bet she would if you had a newer model in the back seat [emoji106][emoji108][emoji3526]
          I'd rather have a nice roast dinner these days
          2017 Vauxhall Insignia Grand Sport Sri Nav 1.5 (165ps) Turbo petrol in Lava Red - Keyless entry and start - 18” five spoke alloy wheels - Front fog lights - Tinted rear windows - Aluminium sports pedals - Ambient interior led lighting - Front and rear parking assist - Active emergency braking - Forward collision assist - Front pedestrian alert - Traffic sign recognition - Lane keep assist - Cruise control - Speed warning and limiter - Voice recognition - Bluetooth - Duel zone climate control - Front and rear electric windows - High beam assist - Auto lights - Auto wipers - Wifi hotspot - 8” colour touchscreen Navi 900 with Android Auto, Apple Car Play and DAB

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          • #20
            Originally posted by marko301 View Post
            . I'm another one who doesn't drink or smoke
            ...I'd rather have a nice roast dinner these days
            ... Says it all, Marko!
            2018 1.5T SRi Nav
            Bi-colour 18" alloys, de-chromed grille and foglights, full heated leather, reversing cam with park assist, heated front screen and steering wheel, blind spot monitoring, self parking (used once, it's crap!), Nextbase 522GW front & rear dashcams

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            • #21
              Originally posted by PeteH View Post
              ... Says it all, Marko!
              Roast dinner, did you mean a nice spit roast?[emoji3526][emoji4][emoji106]


              MATTG - 2016 - 2.0 ELITE 170
              Usual Elite specification;Dancing lights, up/down windows, sliding seats, on board atlas, slippery seats, musical bumpers, storm detectors, tubeless radio, female knight rider communication system, all seeing windscreen, cherry air freshener, auto moaning passengers, learner driver, shiny door pins, rear boom box, Heko smoked window hats, rear window sunglasses, 10 million candle flame reversing lights, matching number plate lights, shiny pedals, front and rear all seeing eyes, fully integrated interrogation system, empty bank account .

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              • #22
                I told my wife we needed to get the replacement grill because the car was overheating with the stock one!
                2011 2.0 cdti ecoflex excnav
                honeycomb grill, squinty eyes, custom lettering, honeycomb custom fog grills, custom lower centre grill, full black back tints, chrome door knobs, rear wiper removed, custom back badge, custom DRLs, custom diffuser, custom wing, stage 1 remap, pipercross air kit, 210bhp 440nm torque, more on the way

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                • #23
                  Nice bit of Bs there mate [emoji106]

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                  • #24
                    "They've be on it since I bought the car. You never pay attention to anything I'm interested in, its all you you you." Works a treat.

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