Bit of fun.....claim to fame.

[RBH]

Aah, them were the days.

when everything was in black and white

[puppet]

you should have given him a flyer for the forum

I would have, but he said he was giving up on Vauxhall due to them being taken over by PSA.

[PeteH]

when everything was in black and white

Nah, sepia, couldn't afford black and white!

[0011728]

The Pope is doing a cross word with the Dalai Lama and needs a four letter word for a woman that ends with the three letters "UNT".
The Dalai Lama thinks real hard... "Four letter word.. woman... last three letters are UNT... hmmm... UNT... no... can't... wait a minute, it's 'Aunt'!

"Aunt! Of course!" laughs the Pope, "Do you have an eraser?"


A Buddhist monk turns to the Dalai Lama for an answer.
A Buddhist monk was pondering what is the difference between a woman and a pearl, but couldn't figure it out. He gave up and decided to ask the Dalai Lama.

"Hmm, interensting question, young grasshopper - said the Dalai Lama. I do not know, but if you give me three days to meditate on this, I might have something for you"

Three days pass, the monk returns and gets this answer:

"The difference, dear son, is that a woman threads only from the front, while a pearl threads from the front *and* from behind."

The monk, a bit embarassed, says: But, Master, I know of women who thread both from the front and behind.

"Ah, said the Dalai Lama, those are not women, dear pupil, but pearls."

[RBH]

Well......mines are
My aunt was engaged to an up and coming pop star called Shane Fenton.
My dads cousin wrote the words to the song Scotland The Brave.
And here's me with my pal Robert........

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And here's me with my pal Robert........[ATTACH=CONFIG]3397[/ATTACH]

Well that is a big claim to fame......................YOU'VE GOT A PAL!!!!!

[RBH]

Well that is a big claim to fame......................YOU'VE GOT A PAL!!!!!

Ive a few pals you know.....I'm not a loner ffs

[0011728]

Ive a few pals you know.....I'm not a loner ffs

[DaveB87]

I met Ari Vatanen a couple of years back at a car show in Ireland 😁

[0011728]

I met Ari Vatanen a couple of years back at a car show in Ireland ��

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Did you take it with Dave Exclusiv' phone?

[0011728]

I met Liam Gallagher going to the toilet at a concert. If you look hard enough you can see us both right at the top right of the photo

[DaveB87]

I didn't take it, but was my phone that was used.

Was also in a local newspaper with my dog, whilst living in Letterkenny, Co. Donegal. Was asked if i'd stand in for a pic... I had no idea what it was about, but blindly agreed.... title of the story was 'Pooper Scoopers' *facepalm* turns out it was about the local council finally pulling their fingers out and installing doggy bags and bins around the town 😂

[0011728]

I didn't take it, but was my phone that was used.

Was also in a local newspaper with my dog, whilst living in Letterkenny, Co. Donegal. Was asked if i'd stand in for a pic... I had no idea what it was about, but blindly agreed.... title of the story was 'Pooper Scoopers' *facepalm* turns out it was about the local council finally pulling their fingers out and installing doggy bags and bins around the town ��

I just spat my tea out!! That's gotta be a double face palm

[RBH]

Did you take it with Dave Exclusiv' phone?

"Rodney" exclusiv

[RBH]

Awwwww cheers