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Thought you lot might find this from the BBC news site amusing - I can see why you would panic
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That's why they need the toilet roll.Originally posted by Dustyone View Post
It is stupid though. And now the "experts" are starting to say if you get even a slight cough, go home and self isolate for 7 days. I dare not clear my throat at work in case they send me home.2017 Vauxhall Insignia Grand Sport Sri Nav 1.5 (165ps) Turbo petrol in Lava Red - Keyless entry and start - 18” five spoke alloy wheels - Front fog lights - Tinted rear windows - Aluminium sports pedals - Ambient interior led lighting - Front and rear parking assist - Active emergency braking - Forward collision assist - Front pedestrian alert - Traffic sign recognition - Lane keep assist - Cruise control - Speed warning and limiter - Voice recognition - Bluetooth - Duel zone climate control - Front and rear electric windows - High beam assist - Auto lights - Auto wipers - Wifi hotspot - 8” colour touchscreen Navi 900 with Android Auto, Apple Car Play and DABComment
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That's the size of toilet roll I need for my houseOriginally posted by PeteH View Post
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I'm convinced the wife eats it
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Error if they send you home they have to pay you.Originally posted by marko301 View PostThat's why they need the toilet roll.
It is stupid though. And now the "experts" are starting to say if you get even a slight cough, go home and self isolate for 7 days. I dare not clear my throat at work in case they send me home.
We got told yesterday, anytime off we get nothing, only time is if they send us hone. Il not be declaring I have or think I have it.Usual Elite specification;Dancing lights, up/down windows, sliding seats, on board atlas, slippery seats, musical bumpers, storm detectors, tubeless radio, female knight rider communication system, all seeing windscreen, cherry air freshener, auto moaning passengers, learner driver, shiny door pins, rear boom box, Heko smoked window hats, rear window sunglasses, 10 million candle flame reversing lights, matching number plate lights, shiny pedals, front and rear all seeing eyes, fully integrated interrogation system, empty bank account .
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Originally posted by Alex421 View Post
I'm convinced the wife eats it
they go through shitloads,,,wiping their lettuce leaves
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needn't askOriginally posted by RBH View Post
2015 Sri vx line nav BiTurbo . Sri heated leather.5500k AFL . Vx line 20s,8inch LCD dash .FLEXride.Reverse cam.Irmscher grill.235hp and 480 torqs.30mm lowering springs.20mm H&R spacers all round. Mtec drilled discs on rear,VXR 355mm drilled on front,with Brembo 4 pot calipers. Auto wipers .VX puddle lights.Carbon effect black roof wrap.Irmscher roof spoiler.Irmscher side skirts.Comment
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Plenty? By you've got some money wiping your arse on the dearest kitchen roll.Originally posted by RBH View Post
2017 Vauxhall Insignia Grand Sport Sri Nav 1.5 (165ps) Turbo petrol in Lava Red - Keyless entry and start - 18” five spoke alloy wheels - Front fog lights - Tinted rear windows - Aluminium sports pedals - Ambient interior led lighting - Front and rear parking assist - Active emergency braking - Forward collision assist - Front pedestrian alert - Traffic sign recognition - Lane keep assist - Cruise control - Speed warning and limiter - Voice recognition - Bluetooth - Duel zone climate control - Front and rear electric windows - High beam assist - Auto lights - Auto wipers - Wifi hotspot - 8” colour touchscreen Navi 900 with Android Auto, Apple Car Play and DABComment
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Originally posted by exclusiv. View Postthey go through shitloads,,,wiping their lettuce leaves
Don't they just?.....And they p!ss every 5 minuets!2017 Vauxhall Insignia Grand Sport Sri Nav 1.5 (165ps) Turbo petrol in Lava Red - Keyless entry and start - 18” five spoke alloy wheels - Front fog lights - Tinted rear windows - Aluminium sports pedals - Ambient interior led lighting - Front and rear parking assist - Active emergency braking - Forward collision assist - Front pedestrian alert - Traffic sign recognition - Lane keep assist - Cruise control - Speed warning and limiter - Voice recognition - Bluetooth - Duel zone climate control - Front and rear electric windows - High beam assist - Auto lights - Auto wipers - Wifi hotspot - 8” colour touchscreen Navi 900 with Android Auto, Apple Car Play and DABComment
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Aldi Magnum, fairy liquid and top of the range initial arse wipeOriginally posted by exclusiv. View Postneedn't askComment
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2015 Sri vx line nav BiTurbo . Sri heated leather.5500k AFL . Vx line 20s,8inch LCD dash .FLEXride.Reverse cam.Irmscher grill.235hp and 480 torqs.30mm lowering springs.20mm H&R spacers all round. Mtec drilled discs on rear,VXR 355mm drilled on front,with Brembo 4 pot calipers. Auto wipers .VX puddle lights.Carbon effect black roof wrap.Irmscher roof spoiler.Irmscher side skirts.Comment
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I can get up in the morning take a full role out the holder use a little, come home for lunch and it's sitting with 2 sheet's again, easy 2-3 roles a day. I did at one point want to buy shares in toilet roll gutted I never now with the way sales areOriginally posted by marko301 View Post
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Three females in our house, I can't keep upOriginally posted by Alex421 View PostI can get up in the morning take a full role out the holder use a little, come home for lunch and it's sitting with 2 sheet's again, easy 2-3 roles a day. I did at one point want to buy shares in toilet roll gutted I never now with the way sales areUsual Elite specification;Dancing lights, up/down windows, sliding seats, on board atlas, slippery seats, musical bumpers, storm detectors, tubeless radio, female knight rider communication system, all seeing windscreen, cherry air freshener, auto moaning passengers, learner driver, shiny door pins, rear boom box, Heko smoked window hats, rear window sunglasses, 10 million candle flame reversing lights, matching number plate lights, shiny pedals, front and rear all seeing eyes, fully integrated interrogation system, empty bank account .
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