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    [ATTACH=CONFIG]5905[/ATTACH]


    :dd
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    Too funny

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    • #3
      Originally posted by exclusiv. View Post
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      :dd
      Distance between feet one of them is a fat fcker [emoji23]


      MATTG - 2016 - 2.0 ELITE 170
      Usual Elite specification;Dancing lights, up/down windows, sliding seats, on board atlas, slippery seats, musical bumpers, storm detectors, tubeless radio, female knight rider communication system, all seeing windscreen, cherry air freshener, auto moaning passengers, learner driver, shiny door pins, rear boom box, Heko smoked window hats, rear window sunglasses, 10 million candle flame reversing lights, matching number plate lights, shiny pedals, front and rear all seeing eyes, fully integrated interrogation system, empty bank account .

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      • #4
        Originally posted by MattG View Post
        Distance between feet one of them is a fat fcker [emoji23]
        Could be safe sex.....theyre practicing social distancing


        Or he's gotta big tadger and she canny take it all

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        • #5
          Originally posted by RBH View Post
          Or he's gotta big tadger and she canny take it all
          Never happen, they give birth [emoji23].
          If only they made shoes from fanny material [emoji23], would last a lifetime and always fit [emoji106][emoji106][emoji106][emoji849][emoji23]


          MATTG - 2016 - 2.0 ELITE 170
          Usual Elite specification;Dancing lights, up/down windows, sliding seats, on board atlas, slippery seats, musical bumpers, storm detectors, tubeless radio, female knight rider communication system, all seeing windscreen, cherry air freshener, auto moaning passengers, learner driver, shiny door pins, rear boom box, Heko smoked window hats, rear window sunglasses, 10 million candle flame reversing lights, matching number plate lights, shiny pedals, front and rear all seeing eyes, fully integrated interrogation system, empty bank account .

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          • #6
            Originally posted by MattG View Post
            Never happen, they give birth [emoji23].
            If only they made shoes from fanny material [emoji23], would last a lifetime and always fit [emoji106][emoji106][emoji106][emoji849][emoji23]
            Aye, but you'd have every cat in the area attacking your feet

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            • #7
              Originally posted by MattG View Post
              Never happen, they give birth [emoji23].
              If only they made shoes from fanny material [emoji23], would last a lifetime and always fit [emoji106][emoji106][emoji106][emoji849][emoji23]

              You've got a rude awakening coming......The'll start flopping off your feet...You mark my words!
              2017 Vauxhall Insignia Grand Sport Sri Nav 1.5 (165ps) Turbo petrol in Lava Red - Keyless entry and start - 18” five spoke alloy wheels - Front fog lights - Tinted rear windows - Aluminium sports pedals - Ambient interior led lighting - Front and rear parking assist - Active emergency braking - Forward collision assist - Front pedestrian alert - Traffic sign recognition - Lane keep assist - Cruise control - Speed warning and limiter - Voice recognition - Bluetooth - Duel zone climate control - Front and rear electric windows - High beam assist - Auto lights - Auto wipers - Wifi hotspot - 8” colour touchscreen Navi 900 with Android Auto, Apple Car Play and DAB

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              • #8
                Originally posted by marko301 View Post
                You've got a rude awakening coming......The'll start flopping off your feet...You mark my words!
                Same as their jugs then

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by RBH View Post
                  Same as their jugs then
                  Aye! Mother nature is a cruel mistress to the female form.
                  2017 Vauxhall Insignia Grand Sport Sri Nav 1.5 (165ps) Turbo petrol in Lava Red - Keyless entry and start - 18” five spoke alloy wheels - Front fog lights - Tinted rear windows - Aluminium sports pedals - Ambient interior led lighting - Front and rear parking assist - Active emergency braking - Forward collision assist - Front pedestrian alert - Traffic sign recognition - Lane keep assist - Cruise control - Speed warning and limiter - Voice recognition - Bluetooth - Duel zone climate control - Front and rear electric windows - High beam assist - Auto lights - Auto wipers - Wifi hotspot - 8” colour touchscreen Navi 900 with Android Auto, Apple Car Play and DAB

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by exclusiv. View Post
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                    :dd
                    Excellent Dave - - - - Dave

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                    • #11
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