When Farts Don't Smell?

[Scotty]

Mine stink, but my six year olds are worse.

[Logosgil]

My two small dogs can do unbelievable massive shits.

[Logosgil]

Why young folk drink that ****,is beyond me,19 and needing bleeding red bull ( other brands are available,)

No,load of media hyped up ****,which obviously works..

[Ghostrider]

My farts stink...??I left one in the car this morning at Leeds railway station, and when i came back to the car (been to that London) - 7 hrs later, when i got into the car i could still smell the sent of love.....

[Scotty]

With the amount of caffeine and sugar he's putting into his system it's no wonder he fecking stinks. Just watch he doesn't go into a diabetic coma! He's on at least 12-15 cups of coffee in caffeine count and over 80 teaspoons of sugar. Heart attack waiting to happen, plus he must be skint!

[del19_82]

Steviegard, on 19 October 2015 - 11:28 PM, said:
Onions farts are my favourite. Nothing nicer than a good rip!



Is it wrong to love the smell of your own farts?



Be more wrong to love the scent of someone elses I think!!!

[Graeme1975]

Mine are rank usually just as one of the office girls walk in and I have nobody else to blame it on. Worst ever though was my sister in laws beagle puppy (other breeds are available ) when it farts in its sleep . How something so foul can come from such a small creature. Eye watering and boak inducing



Edit agree with the stink in the car. Nowt worse than a wet one that is still lingering when you return!!!

[conno57]

My two young boy's (other genders are available) have fart comp's and smell each others??

[Russ]

Wish i hadnt started reading this thread. haha



Am on meds prolly like a few on here and you cant stop letting rip sometimes, they taste blummin awful going down and smell blummin awful popping out.

[conno57]

Who has ever lit a fart and burned your ass ?

[Sebouille37]

My two young boys always tell me : "Mum never farts, always Daddy" !!

They are so cute with her ... And innocent :-)