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  • #31
    Tap tap plop..........

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    • #32
      Ryanair's attempts to improve back office employee productivity had no limits.

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      • #33
        Haha thanks! Here you go. Winner next Wednesday.

        2017 Vauxhall Insignia Grand Sport Sri Nav 1.5 (165ps) Turbo petrol in Lava Red - Keyless entry and start - 18” five spoke alloy wheels - Front fog lights - Tinted rear windows - Aluminium sports pedals - Ambient interior led lighting - Front and rear parking assist - Active emergency braking - Forward collision assist - Front pedestrian alert - Traffic sign recognition - Lane keep assist - Cruise control - Speed warning and limiter - Voice recognition - Bluetooth - Duel zone climate control - Front and rear electric windows - High beam assist - Auto lights - Auto wipers - Wifi hotspot - 8” colour touchscreen Navi 900 with Android Auto, Apple Car Play and DAB

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        • #34
          Yeah you want some of me !!

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          • #35
            I've got a message from God for you ISIS...

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            • #36
              Jurgen Klopp can get a VXR but you tell me I can't be a brand ambassador and have one, F*** You Vauxhall!!!
              Insignia Elite Nav 2ltr SIDI Turbo 250PS, Pearlescent Emerald Green, VX-Line Interior, VX-Line Exterior Styling Kit, Premium Brandy Nappa Sports Leather, 20" Elite Multi Spoke Alloy Wheels, 8" Digital Drivers Display, Bose Premium Audio System, Front Camera Pack, Rear View Camera, Adaptive Cruise Control, Advanced Park Assist, Rear Privacy Glass, Keyless Entry & Start, Tyre Pressure Monitoring System, Factory Fitted Towbar

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              • #37
                Twice I told you, Unilateral. Get that 530d BM.

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                • #38
                  That'll be two Lattes to takeaway

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                  • #39
                    The paedo ring has now been eliminated from the Vatican. Sniff these if you don't believe me
                    Insignia Elite Nav 2ltr SIDI Turbo 250PS, Pearlescent Emerald Green, VX-Line Interior, VX-Line Exterior Styling Kit, Premium Brandy Nappa Sports Leather, 20" Elite Multi Spoke Alloy Wheels, 8" Digital Drivers Display, Bose Premium Audio System, Front Camera Pack, Rear View Camera, Adaptive Cruise Control, Advanced Park Assist, Rear Privacy Glass, Keyless Entry & Start, Tyre Pressure Monitoring System, Factory Fitted Towbar

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                    • #40
                      Lance, on 23 December 2015 - 10:05 AM, said:
                      I've got a message from God for you ISIS...

                      Some good ones again but I like this one best.



                      Over to you, Lance!
                      2017 Vauxhall Insignia Grand Sport Sri Nav 1.5 (165ps) Turbo petrol in Lava Red - Keyless entry and start - 18” five spoke alloy wheels - Front fog lights - Tinted rear windows - Aluminium sports pedals - Ambient interior led lighting - Front and rear parking assist - Active emergency braking - Forward collision assist - Front pedestrian alert - Traffic sign recognition - Lane keep assist - Cruise control - Speed warning and limiter - Voice recognition - Bluetooth - Duel zone climate control - Front and rear electric windows - High beam assist - Auto lights - Auto wipers - Wifi hotspot - 8” colour touchscreen Navi 900 with Android Auto, Apple Car Play and DAB

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                      • #41
                        Here we go then:

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                        • #42
                          Keystone Cops eat your hearts out.

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                          • #43
                            California Highway Patrol motorcycle officers Jon Baker and Frank "Ponch" Poncherello cruise the freeways of Los Angeles, solving crimes and helping people in trouble with the return of CHiPs.
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                            • #44
                              Bloody government cut backs!!

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                              • #45
                                Front one goes Nee -nah nee-nah nee-nah

                                Back one goes Woo- woo Woo-woo

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