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  • #16
    Originally posted by RunPT View Post
    Hey!! My wheels are going black, nowt wrong with that.... I don't think I've ever driven under 48mph though
    Oh no another to the dark side. [emoji23]
    Actually think black wheels on white car looks good.
    Shhh don't tell Marko but actually think his wheels suit his car, but I'm desperate to be part of the in crowd so I slag them off [emoji23]

    Secretly also like Red, but so damn many of them [emoji23]


    MATTG - 2016 - 2.0 ELITE 170
    Usual Elite specification;Dancing lights, up/down windows, sliding seats, on board atlas, slippery seats, musical bumpers, storm detectors, tubeless radio, female knight rider communication system, all seeing windscreen, cherry air freshener, auto moaning passengers, learner driver, shiny door pins, rear boom box, Heko smoked window hats, rear window sunglasses, 10 million candle flame reversing lights, matching number plate lights, shiny pedals, front and rear all seeing eyes, fully integrated interrogation system, empty bank account .

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    • #17
      Originally posted by marko301 View Post
      That green eyed monster raises it's ugly head again I see...... Don't worry...I like the look of your car even if you don't. No need to put mine down to make you feel better though.
      Wanna swap? [emoji23]


      MATTG - 2016 - 2.0 ELITE 170
      Usual Elite specification;Dancing lights, up/down windows, sliding seats, on board atlas, slippery seats, musical bumpers, storm detectors, tubeless radio, female knight rider communication system, all seeing windscreen, cherry air freshener, auto moaning passengers, learner driver, shiny door pins, rear boom box, Heko smoked window hats, rear window sunglasses, 10 million candle flame reversing lights, matching number plate lights, shiny pedals, front and rear all seeing eyes, fully integrated interrogation system, empty bank account .

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      • #18
        Originally posted by marko301 View Post
        By you have a good eye...You can tell just from a shadow?
        Shadow says blonde, 36, 5ft 8, shoe size 5, 12 waist and a mean right hand [emoji23]


        MATTG - 2016 - 2.0 ELITE 170
        Usual Elite specification;Dancing lights, up/down windows, sliding seats, on board atlas, slippery seats, musical bumpers, storm detectors, tubeless radio, female knight rider communication system, all seeing windscreen, cherry air freshener, auto moaning passengers, learner driver, shiny door pins, rear boom box, Heko smoked window hats, rear window sunglasses, 10 million candle flame reversing lights, matching number plate lights, shiny pedals, front and rear all seeing eyes, fully integrated interrogation system, empty bank account .

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        • #19
          Originally posted by MattG View Post
          Shadow says blonde, 36, 5ft 8, shoe size 5, 12 waist and a mean right hand [emoji23]
          Sounds like Rab
          2018 1.5T SRi Nav
          Bi-colour 18" alloys, de-chromed grille and foglights, full heated leather, reversing cam with park assist, heated front screen and steering wheel, blind spot monitoring, self parking (used once, it's crap!), Nextbase 522GW front & rear dashcams

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          • #20
            Originally posted by PeteH View Post
            Sounds like Rab
            That would be grey, 5ft 10, shoe size 11, unknown and probably [emoji23]


            MATTG - 2016 - 2.0 ELITE 170
            Usual Elite specification;Dancing lights, up/down windows, sliding seats, on board atlas, slippery seats, musical bumpers, storm detectors, tubeless radio, female knight rider communication system, all seeing windscreen, cherry air freshener, auto moaning passengers, learner driver, shiny door pins, rear boom box, Heko smoked window hats, rear window sunglasses, 10 million candle flame reversing lights, matching number plate lights, shiny pedals, front and rear all seeing eyes, fully integrated interrogation system, empty bank account .

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            • #21
              Originally posted by MattG View Post
              That would be grey, 5ft 10, shoe size 11, unknown and probably [emoji23]
              In answer to your last 2

              31stone and Ambidextrous

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              • #22
                Originally posted by MattG View Post
                I'm desperate to be part of the in crowd so I slag them off [emoji23]

                Secretly also like Red, but so damn many of them [emoji23]
                You don't get to be part of the in crowd slagging my wheels off. You embrace them and get all the benefits of a Forum Admin having your back. Plus, you don't want to be part of Rab's gang. You'd have to wear a skirt and talk funny.
                2017 Vauxhall Insignia Grand Sport Sri Nav 1.5 (165ps) Turbo petrol in Lava Red - Keyless entry and start - 18” five spoke alloy wheels - Front fog lights - Tinted rear windows - Aluminium sports pedals - Ambient interior led lighting - Front and rear parking assist - Active emergency braking - Forward collision assist - Front pedestrian alert - Traffic sign recognition - Lane keep assist - Cruise control - Speed warning and limiter - Voice recognition - Bluetooth - Duel zone climate control - Front and rear electric windows - High beam assist - Auto lights - Auto wipers - Wifi hotspot - 8” colour touchscreen Navi 900 with Android Auto, Apple Car Play and DAB

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by marko301 View Post
                  You don't get to be part of the in crowd slagging my wheels off. You embrace them and get all the benefits of a Forum Admin having your back. Plus, you don't want to be part of Rab's gang. You'd have to wear a skirt and talk funny.
                  No.... wearing a skirt and talking funny is what Matt does at the weekend anyway.

                  You'll find him in the Slappers Arms near 'ULL docks

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by marko301 View Post
                    You don't get to be part of the in crowd slagging my wheels off. You embrace them and get all the benefits of a Forum Admin having your back. Plus, you don't want to be part of Rab's gang. You'd have to wear a skirt and talk funny.
                    Sounds like you may ask me to perform certain acts on you in return for liking me and my car [emoji23]


                    MATTG - 2016 - 2.0 ELITE 170
                    Usual Elite specification;Dancing lights, up/down windows, sliding seats, on board atlas, slippery seats, musical bumpers, storm detectors, tubeless radio, female knight rider communication system, all seeing windscreen, cherry air freshener, auto moaning passengers, learner driver, shiny door pins, rear boom box, Heko smoked window hats, rear window sunglasses, 10 million candle flame reversing lights, matching number plate lights, shiny pedals, front and rear all seeing eyes, fully integrated interrogation system, empty bank account .

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by PeteH View Post
                      Sounds like Rab
                      That's because you're seeing the shadow of a skirt.
                      2017 Vauxhall Insignia Grand Sport Sri Nav 1.5 (165ps) Turbo petrol in Lava Red - Keyless entry and start - 18” five spoke alloy wheels - Front fog lights - Tinted rear windows - Aluminium sports pedals - Ambient interior led lighting - Front and rear parking assist - Active emergency braking - Forward collision assist - Front pedestrian alert - Traffic sign recognition - Lane keep assist - Cruise control - Speed warning and limiter - Voice recognition - Bluetooth - Duel zone climate control - Front and rear electric windows - High beam assist - Auto lights - Auto wipers - Wifi hotspot - 8” colour touchscreen Navi 900 with Android Auto, Apple Car Play and DAB

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by marko301 View Post
                        That's because you're seeing the shadow of a skirt.
                        Canny be me.....nae Meat Cleaver

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by RBH View Post
                          No.... wearing a skirt and talking funny is what Matt does at the weekend anyway.

                          You'll find him in the Slappers Arms near 'ULL docks
                          Well you should know Barbara [emoji2957]


                          MATTG - 2016 - 2.0 ELITE 170
                          Usual Elite specification;Dancing lights, up/down windows, sliding seats, on board atlas, slippery seats, musical bumpers, storm detectors, tubeless radio, female knight rider communication system, all seeing windscreen, cherry air freshener, auto moaning passengers, learner driver, shiny door pins, rear boom box, Heko smoked window hats, rear window sunglasses, 10 million candle flame reversing lights, matching number plate lights, shiny pedals, front and rear all seeing eyes, fully integrated interrogation system, empty bank account .

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by RBH View Post
                            Canny be me.....nae Meat Cleaver
                            Unless it's for chipolatas [emoji23]


                            MATTG - 2016 - 2.0 ELITE 170
                            Usual Elite specification;Dancing lights, up/down windows, sliding seats, on board atlas, slippery seats, musical bumpers, storm detectors, tubeless radio, female knight rider communication system, all seeing windscreen, cherry air freshener, auto moaning passengers, learner driver, shiny door pins, rear boom box, Heko smoked window hats, rear window sunglasses, 10 million candle flame reversing lights, matching number plate lights, shiny pedals, front and rear all seeing eyes, fully integrated interrogation system, empty bank account .

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by MattG View Post
                              Shadow says blonde, 36, 5ft 8, shoe size 5, 12 waist and a mean right hand [emoji23]
                              ............ Close-ish [emoji23][emoji23]


                              Hair, shoe size, age all wrong [emoji23] and I'm a South paw (but I do box so it's pretty mean)

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by MattG View Post
                                Oh no another to the dark side. [emoji23]
                                Actually think black wheels on white car looks good.
                                Shhh don't tell Marko but actually think his wheels suit his car, but I'm desperate to be part of the in crowd so I slag them off [emoji23]

                                Secretly also like Red, but so damn many of them [emoji23]
                                I secretly like the red, but all red around here, and I'm a diehard blue, cannot be seen driving a red car [emoji23][emoji23]

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