Joke of the day

[Logosgil]

What do you call a man with no legs or arms in a swimming pool



Bob!

[Logosgil]

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head



Sister-matic

[Logosgil]

CHUDLEIGHPAUL, on 14 November 2013 - 09:23 PM, said:
That joke is as bad as the Renault you bought for your missus!





Are that reminds me to get lots of pics up for you all to see!!

[BrianT]

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world is Chinese. There are 5 people in my family so one of them must be Chinese.??It's either my mum or my Dad --- or my older brother Colin --- or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu --- but I think it's Colin

[Logosgil]

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in Cardiff?

A leisure center.

[Logosgil]

What do you call a lady with just one leg?

Eileen.

[BrianT]

Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.??They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.'

[bradleymarky]

As a young child i always remember when Santa used to come, then there was this awkward silence as he got dressed and left

[Logosgil]

Wtf,what an idiot!!

[Lance]

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book,

and noticed he had his collar on backwards ..

The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards .

The man, who was a priest, said, " I am a Father . ."



The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."

The priest looked up from his book and answered, "I am the Father of many .



The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and

he doesn't wear his collar that way!"

The priest, getting impatient, said . "I am the Father of hundreds",

and went back to reading his book.



The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said,

"Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar."

[BrianT]

Someone asked me, "and now that you are retired, do you still have a job?"



I replied, "Yes I am my wife's sexual adviser."



"Somewhat shocked, they said "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?"



"Very simple. My wife has told me that when she wants my ******* advice, she'll ask me for it."

[jmagee]

But that would be against human rights...

[jmagee]

CHUDLEIGHPAUL, on 10 December 2013 - 11:20 PM, said:


That is a joke in itself!



I know... Why come over here if they don't like our policies.

[Logosgil]

They havnt come over here,they were born here!!

[jmagee]

Many were logo you're right. It does however annoy me when you hear of schools not having Christmas trees in case it causes offence.



People demanding halal meat in schools.



Staff being told not to wear a visible crucifix despite that being their religion.



As said many immigrants add to the economy which is great.



Anyway this is way off topic.