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Yeah our Asda delivery comes at 6 tonight and had the delivery email showing substitutions etc...Our usual toilet roll not available and no subs available. It's the Corona virus, not fking dysentery!2017 Vauxhall Insignia Grand Sport Sri Nav 1.5 (165ps) Turbo petrol in Lava Red - Keyless entry and start - 18” five spoke alloy wheels - Front fog lights - Tinted rear windows - Aluminium sports pedals - Ambient interior led lighting - Front and rear parking assist - Active emergency braking - Forward collision assist - Front pedestrian alert - Traffic sign recognition - Lane keep assist - Cruise control - Speed warning and limiter - Voice recognition - Bluetooth - Duel zone climate control - Front and rear electric windows - High beam assist - Auto lights - Auto wipers - Wifi hotspot - 8” colour touchscreen Navi 900 with Android Auto, Apple Car Play and DAB -
I wanna see all these toilet roll hoarders try and eat the fcking things when they have no food [emoji23]Originally posted by marko301 View Post
Yeah our Asda delivery comes at 6 tonight and had the delivery email showing substitutions etc...Our usual toilet roll not available and no subs available. It's the Corona virus, not fking dysentery!Usual Elite specification;Dancing lights, up/down windows, sliding seats, on board atlas, slippery seats, musical bumpers, storm detectors, tubeless radio, female knight rider communication system, all seeing windscreen, cherry air freshener, auto moaning passengers, learner driver, shiny door pins, rear boom box, Heko smoked window hats, rear window sunglasses, 10 million candle flame reversing lights, matching number plate lights, shiny pedals, front and rear all seeing eyes, fully integrated interrogation system, empty bank account .
MATTG - 2016 - 2.0 ELITE 170Comment
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I hope they get haemorrhoids and can't use it!Originally posted by MattG View Post2017 Vauxhall Insignia Grand Sport Sri Nav 1.5 (165ps) Turbo petrol in Lava Red - Keyless entry and start - 18” five spoke alloy wheels - Front fog lights - Tinted rear windows - Aluminium sports pedals - Ambient interior led lighting - Front and rear parking assist - Active emergency braking - Forward collision assist - Front pedestrian alert - Traffic sign recognition - Lane keep assist - Cruise control - Speed warning and limiter - Voice recognition - Bluetooth - Duel zone climate control - Front and rear electric windows - High beam assist - Auto lights - Auto wipers - Wifi hotspot - 8” colour touchscreen Navi 900 with Android Auto, Apple Car Play and DABComment
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We've got our Sainsburys delivery due in the morning and, i suspect optimistically, put some toilet roll on the order but fully expecting none to arrive. Also just been to an Aldi in Derby on my lunch to try and get some nappies for the little one and the shelves were sparse of nappies!Originally posted by marko301 View Post
Yeah our Asda delivery comes at 6 tonight and had the delivery email showing substitutions etc...Our usual toilet roll not available and no subs available. It's the Corona virus, not fking dysentery!Comment
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Ah we're ok for nappies...got pampas size 4 and 5 coming for a couple of the grandkids. Flash wipes and carex both unavailable though with no subs available.Originally posted by bransoj View Post2017 Vauxhall Insignia Grand Sport Sri Nav 1.5 (165ps) Turbo petrol in Lava Red - Keyless entry and start - 18” five spoke alloy wheels - Front fog lights - Tinted rear windows - Aluminium sports pedals - Ambient interior led lighting - Front and rear parking assist - Active emergency braking - Forward collision assist - Front pedestrian alert - Traffic sign recognition - Lane keep assist - Cruise control - Speed warning and limiter - Voice recognition - Bluetooth - Duel zone climate control - Front and rear electric windows - High beam assist - Auto lights - Auto wipers - Wifi hotspot - 8” colour touchscreen Navi 900 with Android Auto, Apple Car Play and DABComment
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I've just been outside and pulled up a few Dock leaves....................they will be used sparingly!Comment
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Originally posted by Fatfred View Post we'll be back to cut up newspaper on a string at this rate.
2017 Vauxhall Insignia Grand Sport Sri Nav 1.5 (165ps) Turbo petrol in Lava Red - Keyless entry and start - 18” five spoke alloy wheels - Front fog lights - Tinted rear windows - Aluminium sports pedals - Ambient interior led lighting - Front and rear parking assist - Active emergency braking - Forward collision assist - Front pedestrian alert - Traffic sign recognition - Lane keep assist - Cruise control - Speed warning and limiter - Voice recognition - Bluetooth - Duel zone climate control - Front and rear electric windows - High beam assist - Auto lights - Auto wipers - Wifi hotspot - 8” colour touchscreen Navi 900 with Android Auto, Apple Car Play and DABComment
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Originally posted by marko301 View Post we'll be back to cut up newspaper on a string at this rate.
Northern softie.........why use paper when there's plenty of gravel on the road?Comment
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Fook me, just come out of local lidl, they have cleared the pasta Isle, every last packet. People putting bags of frozen chips and pizzas in trolleys.
As for loo paper, all gone except for. The £9 cushelle packs. 100s of them. How much of this is the actual shops cashing in.
Usual Elite specification;Dancing lights, up/down windows, sliding seats, on board atlas, slippery seats, musical bumpers, storm detectors, tubeless radio, female knight rider communication system, all seeing windscreen, cherry air freshener, auto moaning passengers, learner driver, shiny door pins, rear boom box, Heko smoked window hats, rear window sunglasses, 10 million candle flame reversing lights, matching number plate lights, shiny pedals, front and rear all seeing eyes, fully integrated interrogation system, empty bank account .
MATTG - 2016 - 2.0 ELITE 170Comment
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Government must be trying to sneak something in that they don't want the public to notice, hence the panic and media attentionComment
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Mrs has just come back from Tesco,theyre the same ,no bog rolls,pasta or washing up liquid....fecking assholesOriginally posted by MattG View PostFook me, just come out of local lidl, they have cleared the pasta Isle, every last packet. People putting bags of frozen chips and pizzas in trolleys.
As for loo paper, all gone except for. The £9 cushelle packs. 100s of them. How much of this is the actual shops cashing in.2015 Sri vx line nav BiTurbo . Sri heated leather.5500k AFL . Vx line 20s,8inch LCD dash .FLEXride.Reverse cam.Irmscher grill.235hp and 480 torqs.30mm lowering springs.20mm H&R spacers all round. Mtec drilled discs on rear,VXR 355mm drilled on front,with Brembo 4 pot calipers. Auto wipers .VX puddle lights.Carbon effect black roof wrap.Irmscher roof spoiler.Irmscher side skirts.Comment
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Our shopping is on its way now...Just hope it doesn't get hijacked and looted
2017 Vauxhall Insignia Grand Sport Sri Nav 1.5 (165ps) Turbo petrol in Lava Red - Keyless entry and start - 18” five spoke alloy wheels - Front fog lights - Tinted rear windows - Aluminium sports pedals - Ambient interior led lighting - Front and rear parking assist - Active emergency braking - Forward collision assist - Front pedestrian alert - Traffic sign recognition - Lane keep assist - Cruise control - Speed warning and limiter - Voice recognition - Bluetooth - Duel zone climate control - Front and rear electric windows - High beam assist - Auto lights - Auto wipers - Wifi hotspot - 8” colour touchscreen Navi 900 with Android Auto, Apple Car Play and DABComment
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Ok. I'll start the bidding.
I've got a nice 4 pack of Asda's own.....no Chinese rubbish.....who'll start me at £20?Comment
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