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I had some "work on my front end "carried out by DR SINGEMINGEFOOKINGBANGWOLLOP ,He resided at a practice in Harvey Street East London.
I paid him the pricely sum of £70000000000 Rupees, a chicken Dansack with yellow speedos and 2 poppadoms.
and he told me to tell no one i had been there,
the operation took 7 weeks because he had his specialist hunting down a tame Gerraffe.
Its OK but the side effects are that I have a craving for trees and I've got a secret file on my fisher price laptop of Gerraffes bottoms.
my wife's got an engine just like that, its would be ok ,but she keeps it under the bed .when she's "in the mood for some Marvin Gaye action "
she starts it up .and sits on the gear leaver . She has to use it in short spurts or it gasses me out and the neighbours get the knock .
that's exactly how she got evicted from her last house .
Then she had the engine from a doodlebug under her bed to satisfy her urges .
.K.M.P.C.U
YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAA
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Originally posted by lizzard-t View PostI had some "work on my front end "carried out by DR SINGEMINGEFOOKINGBANGWOLLOP ,He resided at a practice in Harvey Street East London.
I paid him the pricely sum of £70000000000 Rupees, a chicken Dansack with yellow speedos and 2 poppadoms.
and he told me to tell no one i had been there,
the operation took 7 weeks because he had his specialist hunting down a tame Gerraffe.
Its OK but the side effects are that I have a craving for trees and I've got a secret file on my fisher price laptop of Gerraffes bottoms.
my wife's got an engine just like that, its would be ok ,but she keeps it under the bed .when she's "in the mood for some Marvin Gaye action "
she starts it up .and sits on the gear leaver . She has to use it in short spurts or it gasses me out and the neighbours get the knock .
that's exactly how she got evicted from her last house .
Then she had the engine from a doodlebug under her bed to satisfy her urges .
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Its an everyday occurance round my house .
my wife has the men in white crystal balls on speedos dial. Its a phone like that one out of the original batman series.
she also has another phone with a label on it ,with the words " rentodong "
I ask her what dose this rentodong do?
she smiles and says " its a man that she uses that comes round when I'm at work ,he dresses in nothing but a white apron ,and he gets his magic wand into places that no man has been able to reach "!
and I say what!!!!! , THE TOP OF THE WARDROBE?
.K.M.P.C.U
YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAA
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